room429:

zoobus:

northern-spies:

headspace-hotel:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

corvidsincorvettes:

corvidsincorvettes:

The culprits (i would die for them)

C // Amythestsparkles • Hal Brindley

Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.

Native wild animals engaging in natural animal behaviors?!?! I’m shocked!

ALT

Image by http://wryote.bsky.social

Wild pig-like animals are tearing up an Arizona golf course. The internet is delighted

Unstoppable javelinas love coyote pee like it’s “bacon bits in their salad.” Here's why golf courses are peeved

Salon

She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.

She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.

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greelin:

greelin:

having transgender bard swag is a thankless job but someone in this godforsaken group has to do it

eye-opening comment

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whattheduck94:

kalichnikov:

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you’re standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You’ll never get it. I’m gone. I’m walking away. I’m already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused “meow.” later son. you’re reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

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halloweentrickortreat:

Art by Mandyland 👻 🍂

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ndiecity:

n-anon:

ndiecity:

Soy feminization theory is so funny to me because it’s basically like “girls are using chemicals to turn boys into girls” which sounds like a fucking codename: kids next door episode

….Its actually literally a codename kids next door episode-

I mean they use rifle gun things but Its still literally is one.

Specifically the season 3 episode ‘F.U.T.U.R.E’

Oh thank God I didn’t accidentally describe a homestuck thing for once

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3liza:

chimaeraonwards:

John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years

I appreciate that he is cool but literally only on extremely normal website Tumblr would anyone ever introduce John Cusack as “the voice of Dmitri in Anastasia (1997)”

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are you taking part in no nut november

Answer:

death-rebirth-senshi:

acapelladitty:

lankybrunettepartdeux:

acapelladitty:

In this current climate?! Are you fucking insane? The dopamine i’m receiving from ringing the devils doorbell is the only thing stopping my mental health from collapsing into itself like the house at the end of the film Poltergeist. Let’s not be silly, anon.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 💦

rox-and-prose:

thydungeonguy:

As someone who has actually studied the English language there’s a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it’s such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It’s the one that goes “The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat” or something to that effect.

I’m not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master’s in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate “The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it”

things this commenter believes:

• being a slut is bad (wrong)
• only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god)
• most confusingly, that the English language is a human person who exists in corporeal form, sucking every dick in sight (wrong, but god I wish)

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foxgirlmilf:

libraford:

libraford:

libraford:

Happy anniversary to the time I ordered a burrito from taco bell and instead they gave me like 100$ worth of THC vape cartridges.

THE YEAR IS 2021 and I am on my way home from a VERY long day at my new job as a school photographer. Its 5:30, I have driven an hour and a half just to get home and all I want is a beefy five layer burrito and to go to bed early.

I go through the drive through at the taco bell. This is the same taco bell that, three years prior, asked us how many sauces we wanted. My roommate responded with “we’d like to get lost in the sauce.”

To which he said “lost in the sauce. Ok boss!”

And gave us an entire brown bag full of sauce packets that we are still working through to this day.

So our conclusion is that this store is operated by stoners, which is on par for a taco bell.

But anyhow, 2021, all I want is a burrito.

Pull up in the drive thru, order burrito. Compliment the cashier’s nails, take the bag without checking, drive off.

I get home. I carry the bag all the way to the kitchen and set it down. The sound it makes is not the sound of a beefy five layer burrito. It rattles.

I realize now that something is wrong.

I look inside.

I find this:

Which I realize now in 2022 after hanging out with potheads that this is considerably more than 100$ of THC products but that’s unimportant. I sit there for a few moments and just kind of stare at them asking myself

WHY does this KEEP HAPPENING to me?

Girlfriend comes in and sees this.

“Did someone pay you in smokeables again?”

“No, this is the new beefy 5 layer burrito from taco bell. Obviously.”

I could keep them, but what would I DO with them? I didnt know any smokers at the time that I could sell them to. You cant really… pawn THC products in my state because it’s a consumable and uhhhh… possession of such products is probably illegal? Fucking I dont know, if there’s a law about it everyone seems to be ignoring it.

And I cannot stress this enough: I dont smoke! And yet people keep handing me these things for some reason.

But more importantly: it is now 6:00, I am starving, and I did not get my burrito. So i make a decision and i grab the bag of vape carts and I go back to get the food I ordered.

I go inside and stand at the counter. I quietly tell the cashier that I ordered a beefy five layer burrito, and I got this instead. I lift the bag. I gently drop the bag. It makes the very non beefy burrito rattle sound.

The cashier knows by sound what is in the bag. Her eyes go wide.

“I’m not mad,” I tell her. “I dont want anyone in trouble. I’m just very hungry and would like the food I ordered.”

She very quietly takes the bag beneath the counter and produces six coupons for a free taco. “We’ll get your order to you in a moment, thank you for your patience.”

I am… containing my urge to burst out in laughter because this urban legend stuff. This is ‘tumblr will call this fake’ material. This is 'that happened to my friends cousin’ kind of story material and I’m just… waiting for my burrito.

The manager on duty approaches me and says:

“I understand you received something uhh.. other than your order.” She thinks I’m gonna tell corporate. This shit is too funny for corporate. I am not telling corporate.

“I dont want anyone in trouble,” I repeated. “I’d just like to make sure it gets back to its owner and make sure I get the burrito I ordered.”

“Right. Right. Right away.”

She gives me six more free taco coupons.

It is deathly quiet back there and I am trying so hard not to laugh at the absurdity of all of this. Like… how did I get here? What happened back there to lead me to this awkward situation? What farcical theater piece am I now a minor character in? Will I exit left persued by a bear?

The cashier returns with a bag. “Once again, I’m REALLY sorry.”

I take the bag. I check it this time.

This is indeed a burrito.

“No need, all is well.”

I leave with my burrito, twelve free taco coupons, and the sense that I just created chaos for an hour.

Well, looks like this one is gonna escape containment.

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mckitterick:

cwnerd12:

shit man this got me emotional

left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world

right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky

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passionpeachy:

happy halloween 👻

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degenderates:

thekidsfromyestergay:

Just saw a video like “um actually rocky horror isn’t good queer representation because frank sexually assaults janet” girl he kills and eats people. It’s called the rocky HORROR picture show not the rocky cute gay rep tw t-slur picture show

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quinnydoll:

quinnydoll:

being a GM is really fun because sometimes you can make your players go through some really traumatic Evangelion bullshit, but other times you can force them to go bowling for no reason

I can if I play wii sports bowling music and give the NPCs funny names and personalities that are actively entertaining to bowl with

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nativenews:

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